tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.
"I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love."
Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via waive)
arctic-wankies:

crowded-of-badasses:

cornerstorm:

Why’d you only call me when you’re high censored part.

I cant believe this

This deserves a special place on my wall
"The other day my daughter said, ‘Daddy, guess who my favorite Stroke is?’ And I thought she was going to say me because, oh man, she loves me so much, and she said: ‘Julian! Because he’s the singer"
Nick Valensi (via thirtyminuteboyfriend)